Mercury Is in Gatorade Funny Zodiac Sticker
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About This Sticker
Mercury Is in Gatorade — the funny zodiac sticker for people who blame the planets for everything and hydrate while doing it. Because if Mercury is going to be in retrograde, it might as well be in Gatorade too. Printed in Port Colborne, Ontario on waterproof cast vinyl.
Who This Is For
Built for astrology enthusiasts, horoscope readers, co-star notification addicts, and anyone who has ever cancelled plans because their birth chart said to stay home. If you know your rising sign and your moon sign but not your blood type, this sticker is for you.
Printed in Ontario — Real Shop, Real People
- Printed by: TJ Jeffrey at Sticker Canada, Port Colborne, Ontario
- Production: Same-day before 2 PM EST, ships next business day
- Material: Premium cast vinyl with UV laminate — 7-year outdoor rated
- Cut: Die-cut to shape in-house — no white border
- Guarantee: Free reprint if there is any print defect
Where You Can Stick It
- Water bottles — the natural habitat of this sticker
- Laptop lids and tablet backs
- Phone cases and AirPods cases
- Journals and planners
- Car dashboards and rear windows
- Mirror frames and bedroom walls
Material Options
- White Vinyl — Standard premium cast vinyl. Opaque background. Clean and readable.
- Clear Transparent — See-through background. The text floats on your bottle.
- Holographic — Rainbow-shift vinyl. Cosmic energy in physical form.
- Metallic — Brushed metal finish. For the Capricorn who takes aesthetics seriously.
Durability
Eco-solvent ink sealed under UV laminate. Rated for 7 years — survives dishwashers (top rack), gym bags, purses, backpacks, and the emotional weight of Saturn return. Waterproof. Fade-proof. Mercury-proof.
Material & Specs
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Frequently asked questions
How long does the Mercury Is in Gatorade Funny Zodiac Sticker last outdoors?‹
This sticker is printed on premium cast vinyl with UV laminate — rated for 7 years of outdoor exposure. It handles car washes, Ontario winters, salt spray, and direct sun without lifting, cracking, or fading.
Can I apply this to my water bottle stickers?‹
Yes. Our cast vinyl adheres to any smooth, clean surface — metal, glass, plastic, painted surfaces, powder-coated finishes. Clean with rubbing alcohol first for best adhesion. It removes cleanly with heat if you ever want to take it off.
Is this sticker waterproof?‹
Absolutely. Eco-solvent ink sealed under UV laminate. Survives rain, snow, car washes, dishwashers (top rack), and pressure washers. Made for Canadian weather.
What sizes are available?‹
Six sizes from 2×3 inches ($3.99) to 10×10 inches ($24.99). Most customers choose 3×3 or 4×4 inches for bottles and laptops, and 6×6 or larger for vehicles.
How fast does it ship?‹
Orders placed before 2 PM ET ship the same business day from our print shop in Port Colborne, Ontario. Most Ontario destinations receive next business day. Western Canada is 3–5 business days via Canada Post.