Hockey Hair Dont Care Bumper Sticker Canada
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About This Sticker
Hockey Hair Don't Care — the bumper sticker for Canadians who schedule their life around game nights. Crossed hockey sticks, vintage typography, and zero apologies for the flow. Printed in Port Colborne, Ontario on waterproof cast vinyl that survives parking lots, Zamboni weather, and road trips to tournaments.
Who This Is For
Built for hockey parents, beer leaguers, minor hockey coaches, and anyone who's spent more time in arenas than restaurants. From pewee to rec league — if you've ever driven at 5 AM for a practice, this sticker is yours.
Printed in Ontario — Real Shop, Real People
- Printed by: TJ Jeffrey at Sticker Canada, Port Colborne, Ontario
- Production: Same-day before 2 PM EST, ships next business day
- Material: Premium cast vinyl with UV laminate — 7-year outdoor rated
- Cut: Die-cut to shape in-house — no white border
- Guarantee: Free reprint if there is any print defect
Where You Can Stick It
- Car bumpers and rear windows
- Hockey bags and equipment bins
- Water bottles and thermoses
- Laptop lids
- Coolers for the tailgate
- Locker room doors
Material Options
- White Vinyl — Standard premium cast vinyl. Opaque background. The classic bumper sticker look.
- Clear Transparent — See-through background. Great for rear windows without blocking the view.
- Holographic — Rainbow-shift vinyl that shines under arena lights.
- Metallic — Brushed metal finish. Looks like the sticker version of a Stanley Cup ring.
Durability
Eco-solvent ink sealed under UV laminate. Rated for 7 years outdoors — survives salt spray, slush, car washes, and the full Canadian winter. Apply once and it's staying for multiple seasons.
Material & Specs
Frequently asked questions
How long does the Hockey Hair Dont Care Bumper Sticker Canada last outdoors?‹
This sticker is printed on premium cast vinyl with UV laminate — rated for 7 years of outdoor exposure. It handles car washes, Ontario winters, salt spray, and direct sun without lifting, cracking, or fading.
Can I apply this to my bumper stickers?‹
Yes. Our cast vinyl adheres to any smooth, clean surface — metal, glass, plastic, painted surfaces, powder-coated finishes. Clean with rubbing alcohol first for best adhesion. It removes cleanly with heat if you ever want to take it off.
Is this sticker waterproof?‹
Absolutely. Eco-solvent ink sealed under UV laminate. Survives rain, snow, car washes, dishwashers (top rack), and pressure washers. Made for Canadian weather.
What sizes are available?‹
Six sizes from 2×3 inches ($3.99) to 10×10 inches ($24.99). Most customers choose 3×3 or 4×4 inches for bottles and laptops, and 6×6 or larger for vehicles.
How fast does it ship?‹
Orders placed before 2 PM ET ship the same business day from our print shop in Port Colborne, Ontario. Most Ontario destinations receive next business day. Western Canada is 3–5 business days via Canada Post.